Reasons

Reason Numero Uno That Makes Me Want To Be A High School Basketball Coach: So I can make students run suicides and then, with a voice that holds within it both intense anger and beneath that, a sea of tough love, bark “Again.”

Reason Numero Uno That Makes Me Want To Be A College Professor: So that when a student writes a great essay, I can take them aside and say to them, “Listen, ______. This is graduate level work. Keep it up.”